Oh, hey there. How are you?

Hi. You've stumbled upon my fledgling blog, among millions upon millions of others. Congratulations. Let me tell you what you can expect to find here in the future, which I hope will set it apart from all those other voices out there in the dark.

• Good grammar and spelling. Well, most of the time, anyway. I'm not infallible, and the occasional typo may slip through.
• Snark. Sarcasm. Irony. Occasional wit. Probably also a few bad puns.
• References, both obvious and obscure. Can you find the first one?
• Opinions. Obviously, since it's called Re-View-eR, I intend to review things. Like books and movies. Perhaps the occasional play or live performance. I probably won't review music because, well, I don't claim to have good taste in music.

And that's pretty much it. Enjoy. Or not. Your choice.